Habitual Euthanasia (Player corporation)
| Name | Habitual Euthanasia |
| Ticker | [HABIT] |
| Alliance | Pandemic Legion |
| CEO | Viper Shizzle |
| Founded | 2008.08.04 |
| Status | Active |
| Headquarters | Undisclosed |
| Public Channel | Habitual Euthanasia |
Overview
Annyeong! Habitual Euthanasia is a corporation in Pandemic Legion. It is not among the 10 Best Corps in PL, and constitutes the core of the alliance's BC2 prowess. While commonly regarded as PL's 'refuge of last resort' for such undesirables as Frenchmen, Austrailians, and spies, HABIT has nonetheless retained a reputation for excellence in the fields of titan losing, pinktext-resilliance, and shit-posting.
It is notable for having the highest K.com Rep/post ratio of any corp in eve.
History
Habitual Euthanasia was invented by blackhorizon on the 4th of March, 2008.
Membership
A Habit member is readily identifiable by their unstable gait, 40oz malt liquor bottles, terrible taste in music, and inexplicable affinity for the degenerate mongoloid races and their bizarre facsimiles of American pop music. ^_^
The corporation sponsors bi-weekly bonding trips to the ancestral homeland of Arifsdald. These trips, along with the supportive attitude of the member base and the spiritual guidance of the CEOs, have enabled the successful reformation and reintegration in society of elements such as malicious cross-dressers and convicted women beaters.
At one point the corp roster contained 1.5 females for peak F:M member ratio upwards of 0.025, rating Habitual Euthanasia among the top 1% most feminine EVE Online corporations.
Council of Stellar Management
After losing to a girl who doesn't even play EVE for CSM, Elise Randolph finally managed to make it on to the CSM. His campaign was based around his experience flying Drakes in Low Security space to appeal to pubbies. Once elected, though, Elise Randolph pushed hard for Heavy Missile nerfs. As a true politician he stabbed his supporters in the back at the very first opportunity.
As one of Pandemic Legion's two CSM members, he has been key in nerfing hostile fleet compositions.
Diplomatic Contacts
Director of supercapital construction and marketing - Centra Spike
Traditions
yeah some words shoudl probably go here but I'm pretty drunk so whatever.
Charitable Activity
Habitual Euthanasia has gained acclaim for their support of incipient alliances such as Rote Kapelle, the recent recipients of the Shizzle Endowment for the Arts and Sciences (reportedly valued at 18b).
CEO Elise Randolph has been a crucial part of the Young EVE Achievers program, which seeks to inspire at-risk Merlin pilots to fulfill their true potential.
Multi-culturalism
Habitual Euthanasia members also operate a foreign exchange program, spreading the joys of Korean culture to other alliances, notably Black Legion. and TEST Alliance. This cultural exchange, or Yellow Fever, is highly effective and spreads quite rapidly.
Contributions to the Arts
Habitual Euthanasia's ritual hazing ceremony reportedly involves the applicant submitting to a variety of painful and humiliating tasks, not the least of which involves creating an 'arts and crafts' project. The parameters of this remain a closely held secret. (Rumors have it that this occurs after the Elephant Walk and circumcsion ritual. However, no victims have come forth to confirm or deny these accusations).
The perpetrator of these indignities reportedly emerges at the moment of the utmost ignominy to exclaim 'you have been hazed' to the bafflement of all involved.
These rituals, however horrifying to the outside observer, have nonetheless produced some of the greatest video-game inspired Papier-mâché works of art known to man.
you've been shaka zulu hazed so deal with it. peace
