Habitual Euthanasia (Player corporation)
Overview
Habitual Euthanasia is a corporation in Pandemic Legion. It is among the 10 Best Corps in PL, and constitutes the core of the alliance's BC2 prowess. While commonly regarded as PL's 'refuge of last resort' for such undesirables as Frenchmen, Austrailians, and spies, Habit has nonetheless retained a reputation for excellence in the fields of titan losing, pinktext-resilliance, and shit-posting.
It is notable for having the highest K.com Rep/post ratio of any corp in eve.
History
Habitual Euthanasia was invented by blackhorizon on the 4th of March, 2008.
Membership
A Haibt member is readily identifiable by their unstable gait, terrible taste in music, and inexplicable affinity for the degenerate mongoloid races and their bizarre facsimiles of american pop music.
Traditions
yeah some words shoudl proabbyl go here but i'm pretty drunk so whatever
Charitable Activity
Habitual Euthanasia has gained acclaim for their support of incipient alliances such as Rote Kapelle, the recent recipients of the Shizzle Endowment for the Arts and Sciecnes (reportedly valued at 18b).
CEO Elise Randolph has been a crucial part of the Young EVE Achievers program, which seeks to inspire at-risk Merlin pilots to fulfill their true potential.
Contributions to the Arts
Habitual Euthanasia's ritual hazing ceremony reportedly involves the applicant submitting to a variety of painful and humiliating tasks, not the least of which involves creating an 'arts and crafts' project. The parameters of this remain a closely held secret. (rumors have it that this occurs after the Elephant Walk and circumcsion ritual. However, no victims have come forth to confirm or deny these accusations).
The perpetrator of these indignities reportedly emerges at the moment of the utmost ignominy to exclaim 'you have been hazed' to the bafflement of all involved.
These rituals, however horrifying to the outside observer, have nonetheless produced some of the greatest video-game inspired Papier-mâché works of art known to man.
you've been shaka zulu hazed so deal with it. peace
